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22nd August 2014

Post reblogged from an overheard soliloquy. with 61,931 notes

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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dying… we allll know the tune to this.

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22nd August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Circa Ninety-Two with 8,901 notes

You obviously worked very hard to get in great shape for this movie, and you look terrific in the film…

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22nd August 2014

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rydenarmani:

toastradamus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAzKxDubGyA

i can’t believe we’ve even convinced aliens to do the ice bucket challenge :’)

He’s probably freaking cause he got a damn ice cube to the eye.
I seriously think about that almost everytime I see ice cubes in the challenge.

rydenarmani:

toastradamus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAzKxDubGyA

i can’t believe we’ve even convinced aliens to do the ice bucket challenge :’)

He’s probably freaking cause he got a damn ice cube to the eye.

I seriously think about that almost everytime I see ice cubes in the challenge.

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22nd August 2014

Post reblogged from Learning to love a disaster with 247,765 notes

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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22nd August 2014

Post reblogged from Fight the World with 131,326 notes

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

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22nd August 2014

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Yes Sean….. I’m SUUUURE i’m wearing shorts :P

 and i’m sure im hella buff

Yes Sean….. I’m SUUUURE i’m wearing shorts :P

 and i’m sure im hella buff

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22nd August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Blow off. with 4,516 notes

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22nd August 2014

Photo reblogged from Huh?...?...... with 66 notes

lewild:

From my new video ” Save it for my Face” [ 5:18]
Available @
Clipvia
MyGirlfund
*Please keep links in tact

lewild:

From my new video ” Save it for my Face” [ 5:18]

Available @

Clipvia

MyGirlfund

*Please keep links in tact

22nd August 2014

Photoset reblogged from dollyswitch with 9,488 notes

ditavonteesing:

Dita Von Teese

more dita

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22nd August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Jamie Sweet with 21 notes

naughtyjamie:

From my new video ‘Socks and pigtails’

C4S ~ ELM ~ KB ~ MGF

Reblogs appreciated with text and links intact.

too cute

22nd August 2014

Photo reblogged from Fight the World with 136 notes

sexysexnsuch:

Since it is Thong Thursday.
-Dani

 Dat asss Dani!! <3

sexysexnsuch:

Since it is Thong Thursday.

-Dani

 Dat asss Dani!! <3

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22nd August 2014

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listening to my ps3 ( which is the only thing that has allllll my music from highschool etc) and it’s so satisfying. 

I wanna play one of those ” what comes on random” games

Tagged: personalmusic

22nd August 2014

Photo reblogged from LOOSE MEAT QUEEN with 725 notes

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22nd August 2014

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Waiting to go to the Beach. lol I actually do have shorts on.

Waiting to go to the Beach. lol I actually do have shorts on.

Source: lewild

22nd August 2014

Photo reblogged from Livin' in the Devil's world. with 2,274 notes

saythankyoumaster:

Friday is funday for Faye.

saythankyoumaster:

Friday is funday for Faye.

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