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21st October 2014

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21st October 2014

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coolben94:

my-first-punk-song:

i can never get over the face he makes

mtv warned him that he couldn’t play rape me on air and told him to just stick with smells like teen spirit but he hated playing teen spirit so this face is a fuck you to mtv and he played it anyway >:-)

coolben94:

my-first-punk-song:

i can never get over the face he makes

mtv warned him that he couldn’t play rape me on air and told him to just stick with smells like teen spirit but he hated playing teen spirit so this face is a fuck you to mtv and he played it anyway >:-)

21st October 2014

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21st October 2014

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21st October 2014

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21st October 2014

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21st October 2014

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l00ny-l0veg00d:

These are the mist beautiful rings I’ve ever seen, I love rough stones.

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21st October 2014

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Anonymous said: What talent does sex "work" require? You get naked, you have sex, you make easy money. Men don't care as long as they get their rocks off. So called sex "workers" have this very high opinion of their "work" that it takes a special talent to have sex. Men aren't paying for "talented" sex "workers" they're paying for the easy access of sex. The only reason sex "workers" can get higher fees is through their looks.

askasexworker:

If you think there’s no such thing as being good or bad at sex, then you are very bad at sex. My god, are people this stupid?

God, I wish I got to just starfish naked on the bed for every booking. That’d be amazing.

You know I really hate pulling out this line, but I’m going to this time - if sex required no talent, married men wouldn’t see us. They’d be pleasing their wives so their wives wouldn’t have stopped fucking them year ago, and their wives would be satisfying them.

Do you think other people in service jobs are also taking the piss? Is there one level of being good at customer service? At being a hostess or a waitress? All you have to do is carry food right, what’s the big deal. I bet anyone could be on their feet 10 hours a day balancing dishes that weight 20lbs at a time, negotiating with incredibly rude customers and never talking bad, dealing with bat-shit insane chefs and lazy dish-hands. Models just stand there too right? And Personal Trainers just watch people do sit ups.

I know women who can hold a condom in their mouth and give a covered blow job without the guy even noticing. I heard a story yesterday about a girl forgetting a tampon during her period who managed to whip it out, get a sponge in and dispose of it during foreplay without the dude even noticing.

I’d like to see the state of your knees and elbows and hips after you fucked for 4 hours straight, how good are you at dealing with whiskey dick?

Do you have any strategies for negotiating with drunk or drugged individuals? Can you comfort weeping strangers?

Is sitting in an office pushing paper and answering the phone so difficult? I never found it so.

Now get this straight. I don’t fuck for money… But that dosn’t discredit anything here. The term “sex worker” can covers a vast group of jobs all of which aren’t for everyone. It takes a special talent and patience to do this.

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21st October 2014

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21st October 2014

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bruiseandbang:

Just 2 more months of spending hours driving around the city in this car

Wow you’re perfect

bruiseandbang:

Just 2 more months of spending hours driving around the city in this car

Wow you’re perfect

21st October 2014

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badsciencejokes:

Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.

Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

Wow.
Such relax.

This fucking site I swear…

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21st October 2014

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iamjalisaelite:

it’s not too bad

Love this

iamjalisaelite:

it’s not too bad

Love this

21st October 2014

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21st October 2014

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